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Come on, sweet baby.
Crawl to Aunt Kyra.
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Crawl to Aunt Kyra.
I know you can do it. Yes, you can.
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- Wudgie, wudgie, wudgie.
- [Reba] Oh, so you do have a heart.
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Hope it'll stick to the tape.
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Oh, my gosh, Mom.
She did it. She crawled.
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[chuckling]
You big girl. Yes, you did.
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You crawled. Come on. Do it again.
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Come on.
Kyra, do your baby talk.
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[scoffs] I don't know what she's talking
about. Granny's had some cider.
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Knock it off.
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I wanna try to capture all the important
moments in Elizabeth's life.
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- Yeah!
- Oh, sure. Just like you did with Jake.
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The only video we have of him is you going
to the hospital to deliver him.
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That's only
because Dad had a new car.
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Yeah, maybe you're right.
But we're gonna do this for Elizabeth.
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I wanna do a video for her so later on
she knows how much she meant to us.
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You mean when she runs away,
she'll know why?
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And there goes Aunt Kyra,
off to practice her cheerleading.
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Come on, Elizabeth. You run away
from Grandma like Aunt Kyra did.
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- Come on. Wudgie, wudgie, woo.
- [coos]
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There she goes.
Oh, yeah. Look at her go!
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[Reba] Ha, hey!
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted
in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life
is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who
I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom
who works too hard ♪
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♪ Who loves her kids
and never stops ♪
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♪ With gentle hands ♪
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{\an8}♪ And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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{\an8}I gotta tell you, Mom.
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{\an8}I think making this video for
Elizabeth is an awesome idea.
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What if I say somethin'
stupid on the tape?
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If?
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{\an8}Oh, this is just so excitin',
being on the set.
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{\an8}That's movie talk.
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{\an8}And, Reba, since you're the director,
you need to call, "Action."
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{\an8}And then, when we're all done,
that's called a wrap.
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{\an8}Barbra Jean, take five.
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{\an8}Does everybody know what
they're gonna say to Elizabeth?
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{\an8}I'm mad at Elizabeth.
She put my Game Boy in the toilet.
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{\an8}Okay.
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{\an8}I'm gonna tell Elizabeth that she's
a pearl on the necklace of life.
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{\an8}- Aw.
- Oh.
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{\an8}That's really nice, Van.
[snickers]
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{\an8}Okay. Everybody just act natural
and be yourselves.
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{\an8}That's impossible.
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{\an8}Have you ever heard about the Heisenberg
uncertainty principle?
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{\an8}The observer changes
the nature of the observed.
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{\an8}No, but I have heard the one
about the man from Nantucket. [laughing]
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Up high.
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Okay, Kyra. You go first.
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- You really want me to act natural?
- Yeah.
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Okay, I'm going to the mall.
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- [Reba] Okay, Van. You're up.
- Why do I have to go first?
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- Cheyenne, why don't you go first?
- No way.
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Nobody ever pays attention
to the one who goes first. Mom, you go.
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- No, I'm going last.
- Why do you get to go last?
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'Cause I didn't get pregnant
when I was 17, that's why.
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[indistinct conversation]
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Reba, you can't expect
people to perform in front of everybody.
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You gotta do it in private.
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That way people
can organize and theorize...
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without the pressure
of all your eyes.
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She's been listening
to a lot of rap music lately.
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- You know, you got a good point there.
- I do?
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This might be easier
if we did this without everybody watching.
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Yeah, we could-- We could
set the camera up in our room.
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- Okay, let's go.
- Yeah.
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Ooh, we're going on location.
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Okay. Just about set.
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- Hey, how's my hair?
- Fine. How's mine?
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Fine. No, wait.
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[mouthing]
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Okay. When it's your turn,
sit right there where Jake is.
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And when you're ready,
turn on the camera with this remote.
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Now, Brock got
the short straw, so he goes first.
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Hey, bud, you sure you don't wanna
go first with that pearl line?
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You know,
it's always good to open with a joke.
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Just go first, short straw.
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So, Kyra's really not
gonna do this, huh?
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You know Kyra. She's at that age where she
don't want to be a part of the family.
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You hit that age
about 40, right, Brock?
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[door closes]
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Okay, now. [clears throat]
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- [beeps]
- So...
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Hi there, Elizabeth.
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Well, you're my first grandchild,
and that means the world to me.
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See, my boy Henry, your uncle...
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[chuckles] ...was born the same year.
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It was a pretty wild year.
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Well, by the time
you see this,
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you'll probably have heard some pretty
sordid stories about Barbra Jean.
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I just wanna take this opportunity
to set the record straight.
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Okay. What really happened was--
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- Elizabeth is gonna love this.
- Talking on that tape was so hard.
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I almost cried, like, twice.
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- Is that what that noise was?
- What?
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You were listening at the door?
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Well, I tried.
I couldn't hear you or your dad.
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[Cheyenne gasps]
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And usually your voice
cuts through anything.
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Hey, that was
supposed to be private.
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What's the big deal, Brock?
What horrible, evil things did you say?
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Yeah, Mr. H.
What are you so worried about?
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[chuckling]
Nothing. I just-- I-- I got--
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I got all mushy,
and it's embarrassing.
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Nobody likes a sensitive dentist.
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He said something stupid.
Let's watch it.
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- No! No!
- [Reba] No.
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- Nobody's gonna watch anything.
- Because you got somethin' to hide?
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- What?
- You said something bad about me.
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That's what I forgot.
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No, no, everybody--
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Okay. Let's just calm down.
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Reba, when are you
taking the tape to the safe deposit box?
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- Monday morning.
- Fine.
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I'll drop it off on my way to work.
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- Now--
- Hey, hey, hey!
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What do you think you're doing?
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All right. There are two of us,
but there are three of you,
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which means, statistically,
there's a greater chance of betrayal...
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if the tape stays here
than if it goes with us.
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- Math don't lie.
- Right.
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- Yeah, but Brock does.
- Hey-- You--
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I'm gonna keep it
safe and sound,
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locked right here in this cabinet.
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[lock clicks]
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Mm-hmm? Mm-hmm? Hmm?
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[key clatters]
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Okay, fine.
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But come Monday morning,
I am going to the bank with you.
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And you can take that
to the bank.
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- Get it, Brock? To the bank.
- Yeah, yeah. Let's just go, okay?
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What'd you say on the tape?
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For the millionth time, Van,
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I cannot tell you.
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What'd you say on the tape?
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[knocking]
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- Hey, have you guys eaten yet?
- [together] No.
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Great. We've got
somethin' to show you.
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Ta-da!
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You came all the way
over here to show us a cooking gadget?
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Not just
any cooking gadget.
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The George Foreman
lean, mean, a-grillin' machine.
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- Well, how does it work?
- I'm glad you asked, Van.
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You can cook
chicken and beef,
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but the fat runs into the pan
instead of your food.
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It's a party for your taste buds
without the hangover for your waistline.
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It practically has a mind of its own.
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Every meal it yells,
"Reba's comin'! Reba's comin'!"
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Brock, what the heck
do you think you're doin'?
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Nothin'.
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He was tryin' to switch the tapes.
You-- You tape switcher!
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- Is that true, Dad?
- I was just nervous about what I said.
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You two should be
ashamed of yourselves. [gasps]
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The tape has been moved.
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And the lock has been picked!
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I didn't touch it.
I-- I was going to, but I didn't. Honest.
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Well, somebody moved the tape.
So, who was it?
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Come on. Whoever did it, just admit it.
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Ahh--
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Mm-hmm.
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It was Cheyenne.
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She's got ice in her veins.
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It was not me.
No, Van, it was probably you.
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Yeah, you were asking me what I said
on the tape just to throw me off.
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And then you accuse me
to throw me off even more.
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I am not that clever. Ha!
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Well, I know who it was.
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- It was Mom.
- [all gasping]
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm the one who told everybody
the tape had been moved.
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If I watched it,
why would I tell on myself?
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[Brock] Right.
She's got a point, I think, yeah.
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One person watched everything
on this tape.
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If somebody doesn't speak up,
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we're all gonna sit right down
and watch it together.
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It's the only
fair thing to do.
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[pants]
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Come on, somebody. Confess!
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- Okay then.
- No! [yelling]
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Reba,
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I think you're making a huge mistake.
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00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:07,291
[chuckles]
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Said the man who married Barbra Jean.
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[Brock on TV]
It's kind of a funny story actually.
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You see, your Grandma Reba and I
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sat down and decided together
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that we didn't want to be married anymore.
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And then, a long,
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long time after that,
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at least a year,
maybe even more,
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Barbra Jean came to work
for me at my office.
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And although
the attraction was strong,
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we waited until long after
the divorce was final
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before... we went out
for coffee.
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And that's what really happened.
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[Brock continues indistinctly]
Very nice, Brock.
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I was telling her the story,
and it sounded bad.
201
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:08,561
So I decided to fib a little,
and that made it even worse.
202
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,771
And that's why I wanted
to change the tape.
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00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,731
Are you ashamed of me, Brock?
204
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:18,154
No. Of course not, honey.
I love you.
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Not on my couch.
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00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:24,535
And so in one crazy year,
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I was blessed with two babies.
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All I can hope for you...
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is that you realize you have the best
women in the whole world as examples.
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00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:38,924
There's nobody better
than your Grandma Reba and your mom.
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They love you
more than you know, and so do I.
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Be good.
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I guess I'm not
one of the best women in the world.
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00:12:56,275 --> 00:13:01,822
Oh-- I was speaking
in the context of Elizabeth's life.
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00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:05,117
Sure you were.
I'm glad I know where I stand with you.
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Down in the gutter
with the common folk.
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00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,581
Hey, common folk, zip it.
Zip it.
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00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,791
Hi there, sweetie.
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This is so nerve-racking
talking to you like this.
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00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,922
There's so much
that I want to say.
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00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:21,175
I mean, wow.
Where do I start?
222
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So much to say.
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Like, a lot.
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00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:29,808
Apparently not.
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00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,562
Shut up, Van.
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00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:40,528
Uh, you being here
has made me grow up so much.
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I was in high school, worried about
stuff like the drill team, and...
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then you came along
and showed me what life is all about.
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Oh, you have a great family
and a great dad.
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He is so wonderful.
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And I'm sure by the time you see this,
he's gonna be a great man.
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[Van sighs]
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00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,473
I'll be a great man?
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00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,102
- What's wrong with that?
- What, I'm not now?
235
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:16,105
Van, don't overreact.
Cheyenne loves you.
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00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,857
Yeah, apparently she has
high hopes for her big loser.
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And I hope that you love me
as much as I love my mom.
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Oh, and I apologize in advance
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if I'm always in your face,
and I'm a little controlling.
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It's how I was raised.
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"It's how I was raised"?
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What does that mean?
I'm controlling?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Oh...
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it has been mentioned.
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Well, I bet Van disagrees.
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Don't overreact, Mrs. H.
Cheyenne loves you.
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If that's the way
you feel about it, fine.
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What's up?
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[sighs] Yo.
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Hey, I'm-- I'm talking to you
from our room.
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Controlling? I think that's a bunch
of bull hockey. That's what I think it is.
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We all sleep in here together.
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Every night when I lay down,
I hear you breathing.
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And it makes me know
that everything is right in the world.
255
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Well, not everything.
Like that pump at the gas station,
256
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I mean, I put a quarter in,
and it didn't give me any air.
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Hello? It should be free.
It's air.
258
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Okay, wait. Wait. Focus here. Focus.
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[sighs]
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I'm really glad
you came along.
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Because if you hadn't, I'm sure I wouldn't
have been married to your mom.
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You're the reason we're a family.
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Thank you.
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I love you.
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Stop the tape, Mom.
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- What the hell was that?
- What?
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If it weren't for the baby,
you wouldn't have married me?
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I'm just saying, I was really young,
and unless you were pregnant,
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I would have been single for a while.
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Keep talking, cowboy.
You just might get your wish.
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Okay. Okay. All right.
Easy does it here.
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Okay. All right, this is getting
way too much out of hand.
273
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I think it'd be a good idea if we don't
watch any more of the tape.
274
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:33,409
Oh, yeah, right. Before we see yours?
I don't think so.
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- [overlapping chatter]
- Let's go. Roll it. Come on.
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I have one thing to say to you.
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The Game Boy is not waterproof.
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Shh, shh, shh, shh,
shh, shh, shh.
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Gosh. Last time I was videotaped
in a bedroom, I didn't know about it.
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Elizabeth, you're
a very lucky little girl.
281
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And the only way I can express
my feelings is through song.
282
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It's a little ditty called
"Wind Beneath My Wings."
283
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[blows note]
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[sings note]
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[tape fast forwarding]
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Hey there,
my sweet little Elizabeth.
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This is your grandma.
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I want to tell you
that no matter what...
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you can always come to me
with any problem.
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If there's ever anything that you
feel like you can't tell your mama,
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I'll help you.
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And I'll not judge you.
I'll never betray your trust.
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I'm your safe place.
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Safe from harm or judgment
or retribution.
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As long as I'm on this earth,
you'll have me.
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You are a pearl...
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in the necklace of life.
298
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That was mine!
299
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Well, it sounded better
coming from me than it would from you!
300
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You take from Van?
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He's the guy with the least to spare!
302
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Plus, how could you encourage
my daughter to lie to me?
303
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I am her mother, not you.
304
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- I didn't tell her to lie.
- [scoffs] You kinda did, Reba.
305
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Oh, yeah. And sometimes some
of the best women in the world are liars!
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Oh.
307
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I wouldn't talk, Mr. H.
What you did was kind of low.
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Oh, really?
Lower than telling your daughter...
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you wouldn't have
married her mom?
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Well, maybe someday, way off
in the future, I'll be a better person.
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'Cause right now I'm scum!
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Oh, you are such a child.
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- Oh, you are.
- No, you are. No backsies!
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Okay, I want to rerecord mine
so I can use my material.
315
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Oh, no, no.
Nobody's gonna rerecord anything.
316
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Maybe that's why
they call you controlling.
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- Oh. Well, it would have been nice...
- [chuckles]
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if you'd have been more controlling
over what's in your pants!
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[bickering]
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Hey there, Elizabeth.
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00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:02,784
Shh. Kyra. Kyra took the tape.
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Sit down. Sit down.
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No matter what anyone
has said before me,
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I'm the only one you should trust.
325
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,418
See, this family has its issues.
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00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:15,756
But I know that no matter what,
when I get up in the morning,
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they'll always be here
arguing and battling,
328
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:20,052
and then laughing about it later.
329
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,554
You coming along has
made this place even crazier,
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but it taught me that life is messy,
unpredictable, tough...
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and sometimes really great.
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Really great.
333
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:34,024
Oh, you probably already know this
by now, but watch out for my mom.
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00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:36,693
She'll try to make you do stuff
and be all controlling,
335
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,279
but it's because
she wants you to have a good life.
336
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:42,241
And she likes to hug a lot,
and it's gross.
337
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:44,952
I love you, kid.
338
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,704
Hey, I just
called someone "kid."
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00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:49,498
Wudgie, wudgie, wudgie.
340
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,837
[sighs]
341
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,972
Okay. Nobody tell her
we saw this tape.
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00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:11,019
[door closes]
343
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,396
What?
344
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:16,191
[clamoring]
345
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,902
Cut it out!
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{\an8}Acme! [coughing]